Best Film As each year passes, the film stock will grow From the imprinting on a silver plate Of adventures and follies fit to blow A boat off the edge of the worldly view Of a woman staring you from the gate As if she wants to instil something new Into the sameness of the female skin The temporary cloth of common fate The search for innocence lost in sin Repeats in each and every bloody frame As if one tale can never satiate The ambition to leave behind a name After the ambient noise has drowned its hum When the carousel has ceased to rotate For the archivists to make up a sum Airy lives in the fairy land of dreams Bid to save the world and they agitate While the poppy bole conjures many streams Of swimming fish willing to take the bait The fisherman drinks with a reprobate The rebels cry out loud that they can't wait But the young find it hard to close the gap Between the churning and the yearning state So they take the shortest cut straight to rap Where the rage is made only on the stage A dozen words enough to inculcate Ten thousand nodders to give up their wage It's very hard to call it a debate Where the destructive urges dominate The problems will only exacerbate The best film award for reasons we all know Given to someone who has tried and more Was made to honour something done for show Remembering that there was a big crew And it was their hands and feet that got sore Key grips following all the way through A long time before a film can begin Knock, knock, he enters through an open door And counts costs slurping a sip of gin Some grow old but no passing years will tame The fraught singing heart of a troubadour Who never sang out just to sound the same He asked why every tune must have a drum That drowned out the true tone of the folklore To the mad apprentice who drove him to rum Thinking, nothing is really what it seems The fruit gets peeled down to its very core Bringing a smile that shivers as it beams Decadent dentils stained by chocolate The smart business bets on humping and gore The hero must come before it's too late If people can find places on a map Where they record dreams of the night before Like Vegas neons flowing from a tap They will even fly in a creaky cage To line up and wait on the golden shore To start their memoirs on a bright new page When the film at last begins, what's in store? Splat! Someone spills beans on the spotless floor A clue, or yet another dreary chore?
Rome, 3 3 2007