The Bandwidth Dig dig dig and dig all over again Cables laid down last week, no good this week Downloads! Good Lord! Let's make another new drain On that short patch of street where lives old geek Man watches life out of focus on em-pegs Where neighbours' wives heave and wobble madly Across the seas and land right between your legs Or you wish it were so, somewhat sadly As one hand holds a mouse the other grips The handle on which human hopes rest Gyrates faster faster before she trips Arse over tit and shows us at her best Brazilian girls on the handset, oh yeah The furry fibres carry MTV and Eurosports Via quantum leaps while Alice kisses you there In his heart of hearts, he feels out of sorts Poor Valentino Rossi since Fastweb Grabbed his reflex and took all his charm To some sucker milking his hairy bleb So the taxmen come and -TAKK- break his arm There's bit more on the net than wedding beds There's Keats, Donne, Pope, Dante, and pulp fictions Where minds would meet through thinnest of threads Through the silent bandwidth of compulsions
Bevagna, 20 11 2007